People often ask me what they can take to pass a THC test by emptying their THC receptors before the dreaded drug test. Back in the 90’s in Port Elizabeth we had a Rastafari Shaman named “Doctor Dave”. He had a brilliant technique to down regulate THC receptors and reduce the THC level in fat cells in the body. Sadly he was hit by a bus and passed away and ii was never able to get his method and ii have never met another healer with this ability. For sure it seems that there are very few ways to pass a surprise THC test but some people are convinced that they have the perfect remedy.
First of all ii would like to voice my stance on this
topic. Personally ii feel that this whole random or routine drug testing at the
place of work where you survive….ii am convinced that this is one of the unseen
brutalities of governments that enables them to monitor people who use ganja
for personal reasons. In my opinion these laws completely violate any human
rights reasoning including the International Human Rights Commission.
They pretend that they do not understand the functioning
of the Endocannabinoid system (ECS) and this facilitates them to continue
shouting “More research….there isn’t enough science yet….” This is why it’s so
important for people to do their own research and realize that they can heal
themselves from any medical condition whether mental, physical or spiritual.
These inhumane laws need to be changed to
align with current labor law as it pertains to substances like alcohol and
cocaine for example, for appropriate occupations such operating heavy
machinery. It is unforgivable to penalize ordinary citizens for firstly being
employed, and secondly for exercising their natural God-given right to
supplement their health, no matter who their gods might be. And on this subject
millions of sovereign citizens are persecuted for using Cannabis as a
sacrament, for example Rastafari and Hindu people.
The next law that must be changed urgently are the laws that control the legal category of Cannabis and specifically THC. The entire plant must be removed from the legal system and must be free! Free like tomatoes!
The time that THC stays in the human
system varies from person to person
We must realize that there are 8 billion
different Endocannabinoid systems in the human species. Yes, each one is as
unique as the fingerprint and the iris of the eye. So THC duration varies and everyone
is different.
Testing positive for THC in a drug test
depends on a few factors. Most important is the level of THC in the plant. We
must also realize that today’s ganja is much much strong than back in the 1960’s.
Back then 6% THC was considered high and they used this in their propaganda programs
like “Reefer Madness” making people believe that they could go insane from
using Cannabis. Today we are looking 20 to 30% and there are even “Over 90’s
clubs” for super potent THC medicine. It is very important to respect the herb
because Cannabis is a medicine not a party drug!
Each person’s metabolism is also unique
and frequency of use and hydration are also important things to consider along
with age and body mass.
In general
THC stays in the system for at least 28 days regardless of the person’s
tolerance
The reason why alcohol,
cocaine and other party drugs don’t stay in the system long is simply because
they are not supposed to be there and the body works effectively to get rid of
these substances but eventually the body will take strain and deteriorate. Heroine
for example can only be detected up to an hour after use. Even over the counter
anti-inflammatory pills like Ibuprofen, those pink little tabs people take for
pain and inflammation can manifest a positive THC metabolite reading in urine.
And there is real scientific evidence that in some people CBD (Cannabidiol) can
convert to THC in the gastric acid. This is a concern for employees who think
that they are taking CBD safely and legally.
THC on the other hand,
is the main activator of the human ECS and is most certainly designed to be in
our bodies. This is why the body has always produced a human version of THC.
This endocannabinoid is known as Anandamide and this means ‘bliss” in
Sanskrit.
People have been asking
me for decades why ii think THC is illegal and ii always say that it’s because
it is illegal to be happy! The fact that the Irish scientist who got to name
the human version of THC and christened this vital molecule as “Ananadamide” is
proof of my lifelong way of thinking about so-called legalization.
Other important things
to remember is that THC can be detected in your hair for up to 90 days and
anywhere up to and even beyond a month in a urine test. Again this is also only
in general, that THC will remain in your blood for at least 36 hours. And don’t
think that you have the advantage of being bald or even trying to shave! Word
has it that a lot of employers with zero-tolerance even think about taking your
hair from your armpits or groin.
The
test ii like the most is the oral saliva test because THC only stays in the
saliva for 48 hours
The saliva or mouth-swob
test seems the easiest to manipulate if you study the way drugs show up in
saliva. Using peroxide mouth wash and brushing your tounge profusely you might
be able to reduce your THC levels in saliva. Especially, if you into dabs
because surely concentrates can accumulate in the mouth. These tests can detect
THC within 5 minutes of use and random roadside oral tests can detect THC up to
12 hours after use. In my opinion you should rather observe the 48 hour window
period.
But ii still very strongly feel that ordinary citizens should not be forced to take THC tests, especially in South Africa, where it is perfectly legal to consume as much Cannabis as we like in the privacy of our homes. This idea of giving laws with one hand and taking away our rights with new laws is now unfashionable and frankly unacceptable in terms of human rights.
So how
can you naturally protect yourself from unfair drug testing at work?
It all depends on how
much time you have before the next test and what type of test you are
expecting. Everyone has their own theory as to what works for them. From
charcoal, creatine, vitamin B complex, detox drinks, to extreme hydration
methods that could end up damaging your kidneys. Dilution seems to be the most
common but truly the least effective. Seldom do ii hear of this method working
with urine tests.
Many people have wild stories
of what their special detox program is and how many times you need to pee 2
hours before the test. Tried and tested so many of these remedies. Some people
say you have to sweat it out! Well ii am not too sure about this because exercise
will surely bring the THC out of the cells (fat cells) and back into the blood and
into the urine so ii would be careful of that.
Today there’s a huge
market for ‘fake urine” products that apparently contain all the right pee-chemicals
including albumen and at the precise specific gravity testing. Some even come
with the required hosepipe to fill the specimen cup without anyone noticing.
In my opinion using
zinc-sulphate and Cranberry with Citra Soda can offer the best solutions. In
natural medicine we do use pure cranberry juice as a detox and ii have heard of
people successfully passing a THC test in this way. Of course each person is
different. Some people also swear by green tea but you will really have to
drink a LOT of green tea to pass a drug test. There are a number of scientific
studies confirming that zinc can lower THC metabolites in urine.
We cannot continue to blame
the pungent aroma of ganja or our natural biological system that demands
cannabinoids especially THC for getting into trouble with the authorities and
employers. But neither can they use these two organically natural factors to
persecute people who use Cannabis either medicinally or recreationally, it
matters not because all Cannabis use is medicinal whether the person realizes
this or not.
We have to step up the pressure to take back this plant that is rightfully ours
for our survival. No other plant can claim to heal 700 known medical conditions
and no other plant that is registered, controlled and researched as an illicit
drug can claim to never ever have killed a single human being…ever! No other
plant is truly worthy to be referred to as the human companion plant.
I will really love to
hear from you what your most effective THC detox remedy is!
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